Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”
this is still my favorite post ever
when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
"no my love, you cannot go off to war"
"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"
"against the fuckboys